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HARDTAILS MENU
Hardtails Bar & Grill Menu
  • Appetizers
  • Sandwiches
  • Burgers
  • Entrees
  • and Breakfast all day on Weekends

APPETIZERS

Homemade Tortilla Chips & Salsa - $4($2 refills)

The Bitch Dip - $6
Cream cheese and sausage queso with Homemade tortilla chips

Fried Calamari - $6.99
With Marinara Sauce

Shrimp Slammers - $7.99
Stuffed with Jalapeno & Cheese

Old School Nachos - $4.99
Individual Chips w/beans, cheddar, and jalapeno
(add sour cream $.50 / Avocado$.75 / Chicken or Beef $0.99)

Big Ass Wings
½ Dozen -$4.99  /  Full Dozen - $7.99
Sweet Lime, Medium, Holy Habanera HOT

 Veggie Basket
pick one - $4.99 / two - $5.99 / three - $6.99
served with Ranch or Chipotle ranch
Fried Zucchini -  Fried Mushrooms - Fried Bottle Caps - Onion Rings -
Jalapeno Poppers - Fried Okra - French Fries - Fresh CHIPS

Kick Ass Chili Chili or Soup of the Day
Cup - $2.99 /  Bowl $4.99

Loaded French Fries - $6.99
- Kick Ass Chili, Cheese, Onions

- Bacon, Cheddar, Ranch & Jalapenos

Frito Pie - $4.99
Traditional Texas favorite topped with Homemade Chili

SANDWICHES

All Sandwiches Come with Chips - or Switch it up
"In the Sticks" - You get fries in stead of chips ($0.79)
"Doin'Doughnuts" - With Beer Battered Rings ($0.99)

Italian Stallion – Salami, Cappy Ham, Provolone, tomato, shredded lettuce, red onion with a spicy relish dressing and mayo on French - $6.99

Texas Cheese Steak – roast beef, onions, peppers, pepper jack cheese with spicy deli mustard on French - $6.99

Southwestern Turkey – smoked turkey, tomato, onion, Pepper Jack cheese with Chipotle mayo on French- $6.99

Hog Alley Club – smoked turkey, bacon, avocado, tomato, onion, Provolone with Pesto mayo on French- $6.99

Roast Beef & Cheddar – roast beef, tomato, onion, Cheddar with horseradish mayo on French- $6.99

Rueben –corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss with Russian dressing on marbled rye- $6.99

Meatball Sub – homemade meatballs with marinara topped with mozzarella & provolone on French- $6.99

BLT – thick cut bacon, tomato, mixed greens with Pesto mayo on French- $6.99

Chicken Salad Croissant – signature chicken salad, tomato, lettuce, mixed greens on croissant- $6.99

Deep Fried Dawg – All beef hot dog, deep fried to perfection with house made relish- $3.99

 

Have any Half A Sandwich - $4.99

Have a Half a Sandwich and a Cup of Our Homemade Chili or Soup of the Day for $6.99

Kick Ass Chili or Soup - $2.99/cup or $4.99/Bowl

BURGERS

Plain Old Burger -we grind our meat every day to give you the freshest burger around! $5.95 - add cheddar, swiss, provolone, or pepper jack $.50 (blue cheese 1.00 extra)

Bandera - thick cut bacon and cheddar cheese -$7.25

Outlaw - blackened with melted provolone cheese-$6.95

Iron Head - grilled onions, mushrooms, and swiss cheese-$6.95

Slammer - whole green chilé, avocado, and pepper jack cheese -$7.95

Tejas - topped with refried beans, Fritos, cheddar cheese, and jalapenos-$7.25

Screaming Eagle - buffalo sauce basted burger topped with blue cheese -$7.25

Kick Ass Chili Cheese Burger - Topped with chili, cheese, diced onion and served with a fork and a spoon - $7.25

All Burgers served on our house sweet sourdough bun with home fried potato chips

To order a burger at Hardtails, You have to learn the Lingo!
  • "Clean" - Lettuce, Tomato, and Onion on the Side
  • "Tan" - Served on a Whole Wheat bun
  • "Plain Jane " - Plain White Bun
  • "Sittin' Pretty" - Put it on a Jalapeno Cheddar Bun
  • "Crispy Chick" - Battered and Fried Chicken Breast
  • "Make it Fly" - And we use a Grilled Chicken Breast instead
  • "Swimming" - That would be a Battered Cod Fillet
  • "Skinny Dipping" - Tilapia Fillet with blackened seasoning
  • "Pork It" - Add some Thick Cut Bacon
  • "Spark it Up" - Stacked with enough Fried Jalapenos to make your eyes water
  • "In the Sticks" - You get Fries instead of Chips
  • "Doin' Doughnuts" - Beer Battered Rings instead of Chips

DINNERS

Thick Cut Rib-Eye – Served with fries or mashed potatos and one daily vegetable – $16.99

Texas Style Chicken Fried Chicken or Steak – Hand breaded and served withh a heap of mashed potatoes and cream gravy with a choice of one daily vegetable - $10.99

Fish & Chips – Traditional style beer battered Cod served with fresh made slaw and fries or a veggie – $11.99

Fish Tacos – Blackened Tilapia or beer battered fried Cod and fresh made slaw on warm corn tortillas – $10.95
 

SALADS

Chicken Salad Salad - A healthy scoop of our chicken salad on top of mixed baby greens, tomato and red onion - $7.99

Cobb - Traditional salad with chicken, tomato, bacon, hardboiled egg, blue cheese and avacado on a bed of mixed baby greens - $7.99

Spinach Salad - Warm Bacon, goat cheese, red onion, apple and Pecan Crostini on a bed of spinach with basalmic vinegarette - $7.99

Caesar - Fresh croutons, shredded parmesan cheese and our homemade "no" egg dressing tossed with romaine lettuce - $5.99

Add Grilled or Fried Chicken Breast to any salad $3

 

 

THE ANYTIME BREAKFAST MENU

The Old Timer - 2 eggs, bacon or homemade sausage, home fries, and toast  - $4.99

Migas -  refried beans, house salsa, home fries, and corn or flour tortillas - $5.99

Dean’s Breakfast – Breakfast steak , 2 eggs, home fries, and toast- $8.99

Martha’sShort Stack- 3 pancakes, bacon or homemade sausage, and 2 eggs- $5.99

Skinny Erica - 2 eggs with bacon or sausage and American on pan toasted bread - $4.99 (Cheddar, Swiss, Provolone or Pepper Jack $0.50 extra)

2 Breakfast Tacos - pick 3 : egg, potato, cheese, bacon, sausage - $4.99