Our Menu
Breakfast All Day
Breakfast Tacos (2)
$5.99
Choose 3 item-egg, bacon, sausage, potato, beans or cheese|Additional item $1
The Old Timer*
$8.99
2 eggs, bacon or sausage, home fries and toast
Migas
$9.99
2 eggs scrambled with jalapenos, onions, tomatoes, tortilla strips and cheddar, served with refried beans, home fries, salsa and corn or flour tortillas
Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast*
$10.99
Breakfast sized chicken fried steak with 2 eggs, home fries and toast
Biscuits N Gravy
$5.99
Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
$7.99
Biscuit Upgrade
$1.00
Upgrade your toast to 1 biscuit
* The consumption under cooked foodsof animal origin such as eggs , beef, chicken or fish is not recommended. Thoroughly cooked foods of animal origin greatly reduces the risk food-borne illnes
Rev’in up Apps
Add Ranch or Sour Cream for $.75, or Avocado $1.00
The Bitch Dip
$8.99
Cream cheese and sausage dip topped with jalapenos
Homemade Salsa
$4.99
Fried Veggie Basket
$7.99/pick 1
Fried mushrooms, okra, dill pickle chips Served with ranch
Fried Cheese Stix (7)
$6.99
Served with ranch or marinara
Old School Nachos
$6.75
$11.25
6 crispy tostadas halves. Served with salsa bean, cheese & jalapeno| Add ground beef or chicken $4.50
Cheese Quesadillas
$6.50
Served with salsa| Add ground beef or chicken $4.50
Sante Fe Chicken Eggrolls
$8.99
Chicken, corn and bean served with chipotle ranch
Sweet Potato Fries
$3.29
Cajun Boobi Balls
$7.99/Half
$9.99/Full
Boudin Balls served with Remoulade Sauce
Pizza Quesadilla
$9.99
Salami , Capicola,Ham,Marinara,Monterrey Jack cheese, & spicy relish
Hangover Nachos
$9.99
Pile of tortilla chips, smothered in Lick Ass Chili,Cheddar,chopped onions, & jalapenos
Seaside Rides
Shrimp Slammers(6)
$9.99
Breaded & stuffed with jalapeno and cheese. Served with ranch
Fried Calamari
$9.99
Served with ranch or marinara
Big Ass Wings
Served with celery and your choice of dressing
Bone In
$11.99/1/2 dozen
$19.99/dozen
Tossed in Glorious Sauce or not...Buffalo Mild, Medium or Habanero Hot, BBQ Sriracha, Garlic Parmesan, Sweet Lime, Teriyaki
Boneless
$8.99/4 piece
$14.99/8 piece
Tossed in Glorious Sauce or not...Buffalo Mild, Medium or Habanero Hot, BBQ Sriracha, Garlic Parmesan, Sweet Lime, Teriyaki
Chili & Salad
Add grilled($4.50) or crispy($5.25) chicken to any salad.•(no half portion chicken) • toss chicken in a wing sauce for $0.75 •Make any sub a salad • meat & toppings on a bed of lettuce add $1IDressings: Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Chipetle Ranch, Honey Mustard,Russian
Kick Ass Chili
$4.99/cup
$6.99/bowl
Add cheese $1 and onions $0.50
Cobb Salad
$5.50/half
$7.50/full
Lettuce with tomato, egg, bacon, avocado and blue cheese
Sandwich Faves
Sandwiches and subs served with house fried potato chips
Classic Reuben
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Corned beef, sauerkraut and Swiss with Russian dressing on toasted marble rye
Dean's Deep Fried Dog
$7.99/Plain
$10.50/Stuffed
Served with house-made relish bacon wrapped| Bacon-wrapped, cream cheese & serrano
Grilled Cheese
$5.99
Choose between American, cheddar, swiss, provolone or pepper jack (no-half)
Martha's Veggie Sandwich
$7.99
Lettuce, tomato, onion avocado and Swiss on marble rye with pesto mayo and horseradish mayo(no half)
Ham & Cheese Sandwich
$8.99
Black Forest Ham & your choice of cheese. Served Hot or Cold
Big Ass Subs
Served on French bread with chips
Italian Stallion
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Capicola, ham, salami, provolone cheese, shredded lettuce, onion & tomato with spicy relish & mayo. Served hot or cold
Texas Cheesesteak
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Sauteed roast beef, peppers, onions, pepper jack cheese with spicy brown mustard
Southwestern Turkey
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Smoked turkey, tomato, onion, pepper jack cheese with chipotle mayo
Hog Alley Club
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Smoked turkey, crispy bacon, avocado, tomato, onion, provolone with pesto mayo
BLT
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Thick cut crispy bacon, lettuce and tomato with pesto mayo
Hardtails Famous Burgers
Burgers cooked medium well *|Ground and seasoned fresh in-house|All burgers served with homemade chips on sweet sourdough bun lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle upon request
Plain Ol' Burger
$9.59
Plain Ol' with Cheese
$10.59/Reg
$10.84/Blue
American, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack, blue cheese or provolone
Signature Burgers
Bandera
$12.99
Thick cut bacon and cheddar
Iron Head
$12.99
Grilled onions, mushrooms and swiss
Slammer
$12.99
Green chilies, pepper jack & avocado
BYOB
$9.59
Build your own burger
Customize your Burger or Sandwich
w/additions below
"In the Stix"
$2.00
upgrade to fries
"Doin' Donuts"
$3.00
upgrade to onion rings
"Sweet Sticks"
$3.50
upgrade to sweet potato fries
"Going Green"
$3.00
upgrade to side salad
"Crack It"
$1.00
add fried egg
"Pork It"
$2.50
add slices bacon
"Make It Fly"
$2.75
sub grilled chicken
"Crispy Chick"
$3.50
sub fried chicken breast
"Sittin Pretty"
$0.50
asub jalapeno cheddar bun
"Plain Jane"
plain white bun
Grazing
$1.00
On a bed of lettuce(choice of dressing)
Spark it up
$0.75/Pickled
$1.00/Fresh
Add jalapenos
Bitchin
$3.00
Add B*tch dip
Chilin
$3.00
Add chili
Wingin It
$0.75
Add wing sauce
Spreadin It
$0.50
Add Chipotle,Pesto,or Horsey Mayo,Spicy Brown Mustard, or Russian Dressing
Shroomin
$1.00
Add grilled mushrooms
Cryin
$0.75
Add grilled onions
Slammin
$1.00
Add green chilis
Doggi Style
$1.00
Add Saurkraut
Gettin Smashed
$1.00
Add mashed avocado
Pep It Up
$0.75
Add sweet peppers
Cheesin
$1.00
$1.25
Add Cheese- American,Cheddar,Swiss,Pepper Jack, Provolone
Blue Cheese
Stallion Style
$0.75
Add Spicy Relish
Dinner Dishes
Hand Battered Chicken Fried
$12.99
$14.99
2 sides and a side salad | $14.99 Steak | $12.99 Chicken
Fish & Chips
$10.99
Beer battered cod filets, french fries, and slaw
Chicken Tender Basket
$10.99
Served with choice of 1 side and gravy
Sides:
$2.50
Buttermilk mashed potatoes | battered fries | fried okra | refried beans | corn| green beans| home fries |
Upgrade for $1:
$3.50/ala carte
onion rings, sweet potato fries or side salad
Due to shortage of employees, this menu is in place for that EXACT reason!!
Limited Menu due to staff shortage
Regular menu mostly served all week
Bitch Dip
$8.99
Homemade Salsa
$4.99
Kick Ass Chili
$4.99/cup
$6.99/bowl
Add cheese $1 Onion $.50
Cheese Stix
$6.99
Santa Fe Eggrolls
$8.99
Shrimp Slammers
$9.99
Calamari
$9.99
Cajun Boobi Balls
$7.99/Half
$9.99/Full
Boudin Balls
Fried Mushrooms
$7.99
Hangover Nachos
$9.99
Pile of Tortilla chips covered in chili,cheese, onion, & jalapeno
BIG ASS Bone In Wings
$11.99/6
$19.99/12
Fish & Chips
$10.99
French Fries
$2.50
Fried Okra
$2.50
Home Fries
$2.50
Onion Rings
$3.50
Sweet Potato Fries
$3.50
Side Salad
$3.50
Available certain Times
BLT
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Hog Alley Club
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Reuben
$8.99/Half
$12.99/Full
Plain Ole Burger
$9.59
BYOB
$9.59
Build your own burger- No crispy chicken Starting at
Bandera
$12.99
Bacon Cheeseburger
Ironhead
$12.99
Grilled mushrooms, onions, & swiss cheese
Slammer
$12.99
Green chilis, Avocado, & pepperjack cheese