Our Menu
Breakfast All Day
Breakfast Tacos (2)
$4.99
Choose 3 item-egg, bacon, sausage, potato, beans or cheese|Additional item $1
The Old Timer*
$6.99
2 eggs, bacon or sausage, home fries and toast
Migas
$8.99
2 eggs scrambled with jalapenos, onions, tomatoes, tortilla strips and cheddar, served with refried beans, home fries, salsa and corn or flour tortillas
Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast*
$9.99
Breakfast sized chicken fried steak with 2 eggs, home fries and toast
Skinny Erica*
$4.99
1 egg, bacon or sausage and American cheese on toasted white bread
Biscuits N Gravy
$3.99
Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
$4.99
* The consumption under cooked foodsof animal origin such as eggs , beef, chicken or fish is not recommended. Thoroughly cooked foods of animal origin greatly reduces the risk food-borne illnes
Rev’in up Apps
Add Ranch or Sour Cream for $0.50, or Avocado $0.75
The Bitch Dip
$5.99
Cream cheese and sausage dip topped with jalapenos
Creamy Queso
$4.99
Homemade Salsa
$3.99
Dip Trio
$10.99
All three, no substitutions
Loaded Fries
$8.99
Kick ass chili, cheddar & onion or queso, bacon & jalapeno served with ranch
Fried Veggie Basket
$5.99/pick 1
$10.99/pick 2
Fried mushrooms, okra, bottle-caps, dill pickle chips or green beans. Served with ranch
Fried Cheese Stix (7)
$5.99
Served with ranch or marinara
Old School Nachos
$5.59
6 crispy tostadas halves. Served with salsa bean, cheese & jalapeno| Add ground beef or chicken $3
Hangover Nachos
$8.59
Pile of tortilla chips smothered in kick-ass chili, queso, chopped onion and jalapenos
Cheese Quesadillas
$4.99
Served with salsa|Add spinach & mushrooms $2| Add ground beef or chicken $3
Sante Fe Chicken Eggrolls
$7.99
Chicken, corn and bean served with chipotle ranch
Sweet Potato Fries
$3.29
Fried Oysters with Slaw
$10.99
Seaside Rides
Choose one $8.99 • Choose two $ 16.99
1/2 lb Steamed Mussels
Steamed in garlic white wine butter sauce
Shrimp Cocktail(6Jumbo)
Served with cocktail sauce
Shrimp Slammers(6)
Breaded & stuffed with jalapeno and cheese. Served with ranch
Fried Calamari
Served with ranch and marinara
Big Ass Wings
Served with celery and your choice of dressing
Bone In
$6.99/1/2 dozen
$11.99/dozen
Tossed in Glorious Sauce or not...Buffalo Mild, Medium or Habanero Hot, BBQ Sriracha, Garlic Parmesan, Sweet Lime, Teriyaki
Boneless
$6.99/4 piece
$11.99/8 piece
Tossed in Glorious Sauce or not...Buffalo Mild, Medium or Habanero Hot, BBQ Sriracha, Garlic Parmesan, Sweet Lime, Teriyaki
Soups and Salads
Add grilled or crispy chicken, or a scoop of chicken salad to any salad for $3.29 •(no half portion chicken) • toss chicken in a wing sauce for $0.75 •Make any sub a salad • meat & toppings on a bed of lettuce add $1IDressings: Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Chipetle Ranch, Haney Mustard,
Savory
$2.99/cup
$4.99/bowl
Soup of the Day
Kick Ass Chili
$4.99/cup
$6.99/bowl
Add cheese and onions $0.75|Add Frites to make chili pie $1
Dinner Salad
$3.49/half
$5.29
Lettuce, tomato, onion, shredded carrots, croutons
Cobb Salad
$4.29/half
$6.29
Lettuce with tomato, egg, bacon, avocado and blue cheese
Caesar Salad
$3.99/half
$5.99
Fresh romaine tossed in homemade "no egg" dressing topped with parmesan cheese and homemade croutons
Spinach Salad
$5.99/half
$8.99
Bed of fresh spinach with bacon, onion, sliced green apples. Served with goat cheese and pecan crostinis. Recommended with balsamic vinaigrette
Sandwich Faves
Sandwiches and subs served with house fried potato chips
Classic Reuben
$9.99
Corned beef, sauerkraut and Swiss with Russian dressing on toasted marble rye
Dean's Deep Fried Dog
$6.99
Served with house-made relish bacon wrapped| Bacon-wrapped, cream cheese & serrano stuffed $7.59
Chicken Salad Croissant
$7.99
Homemade chicken salad, lettuce & tomato on a buttery croissant (no-half)
Grilled Cheese
$4.99
Choose between American, cheddar, swiss, provolone or pepper jack (no-half)
Martha's Veggie Sandwich
$5.99
Lettuce, tomato, onion avocado and Swiss on marble rye with pesto mayo and horseradish mayo(no half)
Big Ass Subs
Served on French bread|$10.59 full • 1/2 $6.29 • 1/2 sandwich and a cup of soup $7.99 • 1/2 sandwich and a cup of Kick Ass Chili $8.99
Italian Stallion
Capicola, ham, salami, provolone cheese, shredded lettuce, onion & tomato with spicy relish & mayo. Served hot or cold
Texas Cheesesteak
Sauteed roast beef, peppers, onions, pepper jack cheese with spicy brown mustard
Southwestern Turkey
Smoked turkey, tomato, onion, pepper jack cheese with chipotle mayo
Hog Alley Club
Smoked turkey, crispy bacon, avocado, tomato, onion, provolone with pesto mayo
Roast Beef N Cheddar
Roast beef, tomato, onion, cheddar with horsey mayo. Served hot or cold
BLT
Thick cut crispy bacon, lettuce and tomato with pesto mayo
Chicken Parm
Crispy chicken, marinara, provolone and parmesan
Hardtails Famous Burgers
Burgers cooked medium well *|Ground and seasoned fresh in-house|All burgers served with homemade chips on sweet sourdough bun lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle upon request
Plain Oi' Burger
$7.59
Plain Oi' with Cheese
$9.39
American, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack, blue cheese or provolone
Signature Burgers
Bandera
$10.59
Thick cut bacon and cheddar
Tejas
$10.59
Refried beans, Fritos, cheddar and jalapenos
Outlaw
$10.59
Blackened burger with provolone
Screamin' Eagle
$10.59
Buffalo sauce and blue cheese
Iron Head
$10.59
Grilled onions, mushrooms and swiss
Kick Ass Chili
$10.59
Smothered in chili, cheddar & onions
Slammer
$10.59
Green chilies, pepper jack & avocado
Customize your Burger or Sandwich
w/additions below
"In the Stix"
$1.50
add fries
"Doin' Donuts"
$2.00
add onion rings
"Sweet Sticks"
$3.00
add sweet potato fries
"Going Green"
$2.00
add side salad
"Crack It"
$1.00
add fried egg
"Pork It"
$2.00
add slices bacon
"Spark It Up"
$1.00
add fried jalapenos
"Make It Fly"
$2.00
add grilled chicken
"Crispy Chick"
$2.00
add fried chicken breast
"Skinny Dippin"
$2.00
add blackened tilapia
"Swimming"
$2.00
add battered cod
"Sittin Pretty"
$0.50
add jalapeno cheddar bun
"Plain Jane"
plain with bun
"Tan"
$0.50
add whole wheat bun
Dinner Dishes
Hand Battered Chicken Fried
$10.99
$12.99
2 sides and a side salad | $12.99 Steak | $10.99 Chicken
Chopped Steak
$11.99
Fresh ground burger patty with grilled onions and swiss cheese, served with 2 sides and a side salad
Blackened Grilled Chicken
$10.99
2 sides and a side salad
Blackened Grilled Tilapia
$10.99
2 sides and a side salad
Fish & Chips
$10.99
Beer battered cod filets, french fries, and slaw
Chicken Tender Basket
$8.99
Served with fries and gravy
Fish Tacos
$10.99
Fried cod or blackened tilapia topped with slaw on corn tortillas served with 2 sides
Pick Three
$5.99
3 sides make a meal
Sides:
$1.99
Buttermilk mashed potatoes | battered fries | cole slaw | fried okra | charro beans | refried beans | veggie du jour | cup of soup | home fries | onion rings
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sweet potato fries or side salad